Saturday, February 14, 2009

Fruuuuusssssstapa...... flush it OUT :D

I must say that looking at the gtalk statuses, it's been a weird BIG thing that is pretty common and floating amongst the Kgp students. I always thought that it was supposed to be a mild rumour( I myself get frusted sometime :P but not of lack of contact with girls, please excuse me..... :D ), but it came out to be a hard to swallow reality.

wuff.............

Let's bump and rock through the most, i must say they are rather disgusting, awful Status Messages on the Valentine's Day eve........

1. Resource: Talk.v104FF90838F
Status: Do Not Disturb: happy FRUSSSTTTTT day !!!

The resource is just a token of the fact that i am not copying or making'em up myself. You can easily exploit this to get to the user..... naa.... not that easy though :D:D

2.Resource: Talk.v1046C9F0CCC
Status
: Away: Dont u guys ve ne other thing to do except reading people's
Status messages ???

Hope he's away, or even better passed out..... ;)

3. Resource: TalkGadget25593417
Status: Available: People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking
in circles

Poor he..... :( . Go and learn Geometry of class 9th.... brrrrr

4. Resource: TalkGadget3C1A115B
Status: Available: happier den ever b4... wat else do i need........ :D

Damn you need some medicine of........ :P

5. Resource: Talk.v1046966F0F3
Status: Available: waiting for you...

What, really...... i am doubtful it's a gal :P

6. Resource: Talk.v104CAB50C6B
Status: Available: Overheard at kgp :
1. "Lagta hai mai shaadi ke baad hi valentine's day manaunga!!".
2. To another guy, "Be my Valentine!". Guy, "Sure!!"
3. "Valentine's Day ko itna hype kyon dete hai? IITians ki to bandi hoti nahi
hai"
4. "Mein pakka ek bandi se hi shaadi karunga "
Koi nahi kgp junta, sabka din aayega load nahi hai :P

He's super frusst....... just give him a shoulder after he passes while boozing all night.... SUPER UGLY!!!!

7. Resource: Talk.v104281A9363
Status: Do Not Disturb: Have Fear... V-Day is Here....

Go to hell........ what are u afraid of..... damn i never heard a Valentinophobia.

8. Resource: Talk.v104FFCE4501
Status: Away: This VALENTINE is again going to be exiting and
SPECIAL........... :blush................... pata nahi SHIV SAINIK'S is bar kya
karenge........ :P

This makes some little sense......

9. Resource: Talk.v104D37DD7E5
Status: Away: Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in
love." ~Albert Einstein

What, U really mean that... plz dont be kidding. FYI, this is real sad to know that a plump like you is helping his way through excuse of gravity.... this is insane.

And FYI of junta reading (9) the person is not a Kgpian..... so give him max gaali :D:D:D:D

I think even I am perplexed at whats goin on in here...... the condition is presumably dismal.... more than what I ever expected from a civilized junta. Guys, guys, guys( there are too few gals to call upon :D ), relax it out. The temptation to get materialistic is obvious but you cant be pessimistic if you dont have what others THINK they possess. It's just bloody state of mind. Kill it out and chill it up......

Njoy the day........ and fcuk you 8-).

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