Google -- Behind the Scenes

It's been a Lot of time that I have scribbled something worth unleashing, specially for those who apprise critically aesthetic views, about technologies and their Ethical aspects.

It's Google thats going under the hammer throughout this post.... how astounding, just consider this Blog as an object. It's pasted on a website Blogger.com that itself is a Google enterprise and I am currently logged in as a gmail account holder. I chat through Gmail clients, where it's almost unnecessary to do so( yupzz.... google uses an Open Source protocol called Jabber to Internet Chat Client, Google Talk ) and I use Orkut which has got more information about me then I have about myself. It has all the 100 odd pics of me, my friends, the place I live and everything that can be called PERSONAL.

Well if I am offensive about google this post might just vanish from the database( google are bright bunch of pple and have enough expertise on the algorithms they develop :P ) or de refrenced so that I am the only person reading it and Google like a big brother, laughing at my vanity. Yes people, it is TRUE!!
How many of us DO NOT use Google for our daily browsing. Or have used other interface save Google Talk. I doubt very few, very very few. I wont refrain from using the brand Microsoft( Bill please sue me... i care a shit for you ). How many of you computer addicts can even BREATHE if given an operating system other than Windows.... haha.... i am skeptical if you can even perform your mundane chores on a Win98 edition......

Enough of leg pulling.... back to future. I watched a Video recently which talked about the GOOGLE.... *THE GOOGLE*. The company which soared as the fastest bizzark in IT field.... nothing but a Research Project of two bomblasting minds Larry Page and Sergery Brin. They even thought of selling it( Before Google happened ).

NOTE: An interesting fact btw... Google gave it's first controversial Executive interview in PLAYBOY :P

So whats wrong with google.... they give free services to people.... see how much they care for everybody, Gmail, Gtalk, GDocs, Google-Earth, GBooks, Orkut and almost 100's of amazingly apt and useful applications...... all for FREE.
Wow that is a mighty alluring offer. I too was under the light and impression that it is the fact..... but you know what? everybody on this hellish web uses Google to do the slightest of their work, they got 60% shares anyways. You are like a cat in a Box, a frog in a Tunnel, the consequences may be worse dear friends.

My point is Google today has mighty database, almost everything that is poured into the this ever expanding spider's home is supposed to be tracked by Google, they have the impressive Page Rank(by Larry Page) which is a collection of carefully architect algorithms, a treat to internet community. But they have also gathered a lot of sensitive data... take for example you!! You have almost your whole life stored in there. Your Orkut, Gmail accounts, your line by line chats, your emails, your EACH AND EVERY action is being monitored. Who's responsible for all this.... who's responsible for your privacy.

Recent news that flew in from US, stated that the US millitary wanted a log of "sensitive data" that people searched on the internet... i am sure it's more than just "people", they are certainly bullying Google.

All right Google can ensure my data and privacy is intact and thats all they can do, and they are pretty straight with it. But, but the issue is just not what they guarantee, but whats REALITY. How can you say that Google can't be hacked... their integrity can't be challenged by enterprise intensive reasons... in lay man's language.... they can be leaked. It can be the case with any database, but Google is just too large and bloated... if it all explodes, it wont be anything less than a Big Bang ;).

I am not concerned for those who use Google for mere searching but for those who search just to use Google :). The Human Rights Activists might just be irritating but they do have a point.

Take this, would you like your child just sit on a Google desktop and search for his assignments..... NO ......never. It's equivalent to killing his ability to compare.... to dominate, to have his own opinion. It's necessary that he has multitude of paths to soak in knowledge. It would be funny if he's given a single Encyclopedia to read and solve his queries.... how so ever big this encyclopedia is.... it's just too small for this creativity called brain.

So be a bit careful while using any service which can source in your information, I have seen some of the brighter human activists in this field( including me myself ) who try to distribute information rather than concentrating on singleton.

Happy Googling !!

"THE" Most hillarious chat i've experienced :D

Guys guys guys.... this is an out of world experience and I am glad to be back with some real real wrecky stuff. I accepted an arbit chat( Jabber/Google ) request and had some real mind boggling conversations with this gal( I really doubt so :P ).

Without waiting for longer have a look at what hemphushpa kumari has to say :D

( I know it's a damn crazy name ;) )

(09:37:44 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: namste jeeee
(09:38:03 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: hey hi
(09:38:19 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: kaise ho aap?
(09:38:32 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: kya kar rahe ho?
(09:38:36 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: sorry but i am really bad at memory
(09:38:39 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aap kahan rahte ho
(09:38:44 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: didnt recognize u
(09:39:09 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aap itni angrezi kyon bolte ho kya hindi nahi aati kya.....
(09:40:03 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: me bhi aapko jada to nahi jaanti par aapki tasveer dekh kar aap se baat karne ka man kiya
(09:40:42 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aap to bade mast dikhte ho ji.....
(09:41:02 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: kya hua......
(09:41:27 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aap ke paas hum se baat karne ka waqt nahi hai kya?
(09:41:38 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: kuch bolte kyon nahi?
(09:41:44 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: dekhiye main abhi bahut busy hun
(09:41:54 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: so main aapse kal hi baat karpaunga
(09:42:04 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: kripiya abhi mujhe izazat de
(09:42:11 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: kaisi lagi meri hindi :D
(09:42:15 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: kyon aaj aisa kya hai ....mujhe to abhi baat karni hai
(09:42:21 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aap kitne gande hain
(09:42:33 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: kal bat karte hain
(09:42:39 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: waise aap hain kahan se
(09:42:40 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: ?
(09:42:45 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: ghar se
(09:43:29 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aap bhi ghar se ho naa...
(09:44:15 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: ok aapka koi orkut acc hai
(09:44:16 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: ?
(09:44:21 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: to link dedo
(09:44:25 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: main dekh lunga :)
(09:44:42 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: wo kya hota hota hai?
(09:44:49 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: darasal hame jada pata nahi hai
(09:44:55 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: in sab k baare me
(09:45:02 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: "in sab"??
(09:45:19 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: ok kam baat karte hain na
(09:45:21 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeD7CA0F64: kal*
(09:45:30 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: ye jo bhi aapne bola chirkut orkut pata nahi kya kya
(09:46:03 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aap bhot busy vyast rahte ho kya
(09:46:23 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aisa bhi kya kaam karte hai aap
(09:46:43 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: boliye naa aap
(09:46:54 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aap bhot dheere likhte ho
(09:47:58 IST) hempushpa.kumari@gmail.com: aapko likhne kaa jada abhyaas nahi hai kya?
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Wuff Heck of a time but there's more.............

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(01:46:25 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: oye ab toh hadd ho gayi.. saale kutte kamine, harimi, kulta, samajh nahi aata ki uttar dena chahiye!!
(02:16:08 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: hello
(02:16:21 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: boliye
(02:16:30 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: saale kutte
(02:16:31 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: kamine
(02:16:34 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: harami
(02:16:36 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: kulta
(02:16:41 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: ok aur koi gaali
(02:16:48 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: haan hai na
(02:16:51 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: thodi achichi lage mujhe jo
(02:16:55 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: bol do
(02:17:11 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: kya hua?
(02:17:21 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: koi dikkat nahi hai.... boliye aap
(02:17:26 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: kya hua
(02:17:40 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aap pehle bol kyun nahi rahe the
(02:17:46 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: hume gussa aa gaya
(02:17:55 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: isiliye thoda sa suna diya
(02:18:00 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: bas thoda sa
(02:18:20 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aap hindi bolte hue kitne achche lagte hain
(02:18:29 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: hum aapse pyaar karne lage hain
(02:18:52 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: aap is tarah gussa karengi.... to kaise kaam chalega
(02:19:01 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: muaahhhh
(02:19:26 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aaj raat 12 baje aap kya kar rahe hain???
(02:19:48 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: kahiye na
(02:19:57 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: what?
(02:20:17 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: aaj to assignment karna hai
(02:20:32 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: 12 baje raat ko..... samjha nahi kuch main
(02:20:50 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: hum samjha denge..
(02:20:52 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: aap bus aa jao..
(02:21:28 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: kya samjhayengi aap
(02:21:36 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: aur aap hain kaun
(02:22:19 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: hum jo bhi hain
(02:22:28 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: hume aapse bahut pyaar hai...
(02:22:35 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: muaah...
(02:23:28 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: ok
(02:23:35 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: to kya karengi aap
(02:23:41 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: raat ko 12 baje :D
(02:26:17 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: ok whoever are u
(02:26:30 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: mujhe aapki bakwaas mein jyada interest nahi hai
(02:26:43 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: to aaj ke baad mujhe tang mat karna
(02:26:44 IST) snktagarwal@gmail.com/HomeE7D925E0: bbye
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I seemed to almost get away with the bull shit she was talking, but finally gained control of my earthly sense( want to thank someone here ;) ).

Wait Wait......... dont go newhere.................

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(02:26:54 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: arey nahi
(02:26:55 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: ruko
(02:27:07 IST) Kumari Hempushpa: mujhe aise chod kar nahi jaa sakte

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Maybe it's time that we bid gudbye........ to Kumari Hemphushpa........ and to her amazingly bakwaas talks.........

Wuffffffffffffffffffffff

Fruuuuusssssstapa...... flush it OUT :D

I must say that looking at the gtalk statuses, it's been a weird BIG thing that is pretty common and floating amongst the Kgp students. I always thought that it was supposed to be a mild rumour( I myself get frusted sometime :P but not of lack of contact with girls, please excuse me..... :D ), but it came out to be a hard to swallow reality.

wuff.............

Let's bump and rock through the most, i must say they are rather disgusting, awful Status Messages on the Valentine's Day eve........

1. Resource: Talk.v104FF90838F
Status: Do Not Disturb: happy FRUSSSTTTTT day !!!

The resource is just a token of the fact that i am not copying or making'em up myself. You can easily exploit this to get to the user..... naa.... not that easy though :D:D

2.Resource: Talk.v1046C9F0CCC
Status: Away: Dont u guys ve ne other thing to do except reading people's
Status messages ???

Hope he's away, or even better passed out..... ;)

3. Resource: TalkGadget25593417
Status: Available: People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking
in circles

Poor he..... :( . Go and learn Geometry of class 9th.... brrrrr

4. Resource: TalkGadget3C1A115B
Status: Available: happier den ever b4... wat else do i need........ :D

Damn you need some medicine of........ :P

5. Resource: Talk.v1046966F0F3
Status: Available: waiting for you...

What, really...... i am doubtful it's a gal :P

6. Resource: Talk.v104CAB50C6B
Status: Available: Overheard at kgp :
1. "Lagta hai mai shaadi ke baad hi valentine's day manaunga!!".
2. To another guy, "Be my Valentine!". Guy, "Sure!!"
3. "Valentine's Day ko itna hype kyon dete hai? IITians ki to bandi hoti nahi
hai"
4. "Mein pakka ek bandi se hi shaadi karunga "
Koi nahi kgp junta, sabka din aayega load nahi hai :P

He's super frusst....... just give him a shoulder after he passes while boozing all night.... SUPER UGLY!!!!

7. Resource: Talk.v104281A9363
Status: Do Not Disturb: Have Fear... V-Day is Here....

Go to hell........ what are u afraid of..... damn i never heard a Valentinophobia.

8. Resource: Talk.v104FFCE4501
Status: Away: This VALENTINE is again going to be exiting and
SPECIAL........... :blush................... pata nahi SHIV SAINIK'S is bar kya
karenge........ :P

This makes some little sense......

9. Resource: Talk.v104D37DD7E5
Status: Away: Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in
love." ~Albert Einstein

What, U really mean that... plz dont be kidding. FYI, this is real sad to know that a plump like you is helping his way through excuse of gravity.... this is insane.

And FYI of junta reading (9) the person is not a Kgpian..... so give him max gaali :D:D:D:D

I think even I am perplexed at whats goin on in here...... the condition is presumably dismal.... more than what I ever expected from a civilized junta. Guys, guys, guys( there are too few gals to call upon :D ), relax it out. The temptation to get materialistic is obvious but you cant be pessimistic if you dont have what others THINK they possess. It's just bloody state of mind. Kill it out and chill it up......

Njoy the day........ and fcuk you 8-).

Should I HUG, PROPOSE or KISS.... KISS may be :P

7 to 14 Feb.... how do they even matter to you.... well if u have a Gal and are just confused what to do... i mean Hug, Propose or Kiss.... this might help you, if not this time maybe next year :D:D:D:D

So let's start with this obfuscated journey through the meanders of Love which have been so far extricably discussed by some of the most beautiful minds of the world..... not to mention likes of Shakespeare.

Well here's a pretty authentic exhaustive list of the week's curvature:

7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day / Slap Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb Valentine’s Day

The valentine weeks starts with rose day in which roses are presented to your sweetheart. The next day Propose day is to propose your love (if you get a slap back celebrate it as slap day), Feb 9 and 10 are chocolate and teddy days in which these are given as gifts.

Now you promise your sweetheart to stay forever hers. ( Only if u r joking :P :D )

Wooooo....... this is my best part....

U become a Amitabh and sing this famous song on the eve of 12 Feb,

"Jumma Chumma dede,
Jumma Chumma dede Chumma. "

Just see u get the intention just right else u wud go into an infinite loop b/w kiss day and hug day..... hehe :P.

I think the hug part is really not important, what the hell, it's damn important.... it's the only way to say ur baby....... i am all yours, your soal and your extension.

Guys and Gals, if there's someone waiting and longing for you..... make this week a special for him/her..... they'll be privilaged to have such a great hubby.

Well my best day....... no guesses Guys...... and all the Gals reading it.... hahaha......

"Chumma Chumma dede chumma...... :D"